Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Some fun rp !!!!!!!!

Snapper Hollak runs up to her brother stoppind dead in her tracks looking at his head she covers her mouth seeing the Ubar she lowers her head goes over behind Lady Delinna its all she can do to keep her mouth from busting out in laughter "
xxxxxxxxx: Ok
xxxxxxxxxx tilt her head a bit "Why is she cryin ? she've broken a nail?"
Snapper Hollak shakes her head " how did that happen to you Brother " and who is this behind you
xxxxxxxxx: Love please gag her before I have Snapper cut her tongue out
xxxxxxxxxxx sigh "Cut my tongue will lower price... and you don't even know this... And my, i'm just a visitor do'nt mind me" laugh

xxxxxxxx: He turns to the girl reaches in his pouch and pulls out his gag securing it tightly around her mouth
Snapper Hollak is thinking they were going to have to find a witch doctor to do a fast mircale whip up of hair growth for men for her brother to have hair for his FC ceromony
xxxxxxxx: My Love take her to the cells and we wil decide what to do with her afterwards
xxxxxxxx: well this girl and her sister thought it would be a good idea to cut my hair before my fc ceremony so i thought i would bring her back
xxxxxxxxxx I need to think of we are going to do with your head before tomorrow
xxxxxxx roll her eye as he talk about her when she do'nt even saw him before. Stretching her leg ad nlightly describing circle with her feet like borred
xxxxxxxx well she is yours now my love ... because i dont want her i mabe i should just kill her instead
xxxxxxxxxx looks at her Love's head saying..."that will suit me just fine Love"
Snapper Hollak whispers to Del " maybe we can see the boiks milker and see if he can pull some fur of of one of them and we can make him a wig
xxxxxxxxxxx trys not to giggle
xxxxxxxxxxx: ((haha))
xxxxxxxxxxx: Snapper what are we going to do with your brother
xxxxxxxxxxxxwatches them walk out of the gates
Snapper Hollak shurgs her shoulder's giggling " he will be your worry after Saturday
xxxxxxxxxx: Let's go to the villiage and see who we can talk to about your brother's hair
Snapper Hollak nods ' yes we do need to
xxxxxxxxxxx: Did you kill her My Love
Snapper Hollak looks at Draven " what did you do with the girl
xxxxxxxxxxx still have her hand over her mouth
xxxxxxxxxx: i took care of it......he says with a grin totally pleased with himself
Snapper Hollak frowns " what do you mean
Snapper Hollak " you didnt did you
xxxxxxxxxxx: if she survives she will be veary lucky......
xxxxxxxxxxxr: very
Snapper Hollak " what did you do with her then
xxxxxxxxxxx: Snapper do not ask a question you do not want an anwser to
Snapper Hollak frowns "but I do want to know
xxxxxxxxxx: Let's get your brother out of the view of everyone else and we can talk about it then
xxxxxxxxxxxx: To the room you two
xxxxxxxxxxxxx: i just binded her gaged her hooded her and then stuck her in that small craft with no supplies and set her out so sea
xxxxxxxx: *shruggs
Snapper Hollak puts her finger to the side of her chin ' you know lady Del he sort of looks handsome with that new hair Style
Snapper Hollak frowns " from the front anyway
delinna Fallen shouts: Let's go to the room you two
Snapper Hollak " Draven dear brother do turn around the back doesnt look so well
delinna Fallen: he is going the wrong way
Snapper Hollak " he must be going back for the girl
Draven Breuer: (splat)
Snapper Hollak giggles
Draven Breuer: *laugh)
Snapper Hollak hugs her brother "
Draven Breuer: *hugs her back*
Draven Breuer: they said i didnt have to wear the hair)
Snapper Hollak: theh going to put some mircal grow on it ?))
delinna Fallen: oh so they got it for you *GIGGLES* :)~~~~
Draven Breuer: yea
Draven Breuer: they didnt treat me bad they just...... raped me
Draven Breuer: witch is bad
Draven Breuer: witch*
Draven Breuer: but no torture
delinna Fallen: That is a good thing
Snapper Hollak looks at Draven " whats rape
delinna Fallen: I was about to say if we couldn't fix it you were going to have to wear a hood tomorrow night
Draven Breuer: *dont worry about it snapper... mabe you should ask delinna
delinna Fallen smiles to Draven..."this is your turn "
delinna Fallen: *GIGGLES* :)~~~~
Snapper Hollak snickers " or we were going to make you a wig from bolisk hair
Draven Breuer: snapper how about you go out into the court yard and chase butterflies or something he ssays scratching the back of his head
Snapper Hollak " I passed the milker while in the village
delinna Fallen passes Out!!!!
delinna Fallen: from laughing too hard sorry Love couldn't help it
Snapper Hollak " why did Del pass out " looking at her laying on the floor
Draven Breuer: shes just tired he says chuckling to himself he leans over and picks her up
Draven Breuer: lmao()
delinna Fallen: *GIGGLES* :)~~~~

Snapper Hollak frowns " why are you sending me out to the court yard to chase butterflies " you cant explain to me what rape is ?
delinna Fallen: Ok Snapper all I am going to say about rape is thisIt is where a man or a woman forces you to do something against your will
Draven Breuer: perfect .....
Draven Breuer: there thats what it means
delinna Fallen smiles
Draven Breuer: *grins happily
Snapper Hollak raises a brow " SOO everytime you two make me do something I dont want to do and you force me then you are both Rapeing me " she looks at them both ,,
Draven Breuer: * falls over laughing
delinna Fallen: Not in the sense we are talking about Snapper
Snapper Hollak " well you said its where one is forced to do something they dont want to do
Draven Breuer: *he sits up wiping tears from his face*
delinna Fallen shakes her head
delinna Fallen: Ok Love we really need to sit her down and explain this right
Snapper Hollak shurgs her shoulders " Well thats what you said so
delinna Fallen: I was trying to put it delicatly
Draven Breuer: *he covers his brow with his hand .....mabe we should send her to arien and have him explain it to her he says seriously
delinna Fallen: Then she will come back screaming to us
Snapper Hollak frowns " Well Im being raped again I guess I'll go out to the court yard " looks at them both folding both her arms across her chest she huffs at them both and leaves out the door
delinna Fallen: Oh my she is going to ask someone else you know this right
Draven Breuer: ill go get her
Draven Breuer: grabs her arm

Snapper Hollak looks up " what you raped me to come out here to the court yard and catch butterflies
Draven Breuer: come with me he says pulling her along we got to go clear some things up
Snapper Hollak follows behind Draven "

delinna Fallen: Ok Snapper I am going to try to explain this as carefully as I can
Draven Breuer: okay snapper he says still breathing havily from chasing her to the courtyard.....rape is when someone forces sex apon you without concent
Draven Breuer: he blerts out
Snapper Hollak mumbels under her breath " first you rape me to leave then you turn around and rape me to return gees I wish yad make up your minds

delinna Fallen looks to her Love with a look of surprise
Snapper Hollak still frowning since her brothers had never offered to tell her even what sex was she was still confused but nodded at him ,wrinkeing her brows even more she ask "Well Whats Sex
Draven Breuer: shes all your delinna he says walking into the other room
Draven Breuer: i mean the room'' haha
Draven Breuer: ))
delinna Fallen: Sex is when two people who love each other get together and have fun
delinna Fallen: That is what your parents did and then your mother gave birth to you
Draven Breuer: he sits down by the fire being quiet so he can hear the convorsation
delinna Fallen takes a shoe off her foot and throws it at her Love saying...."Thanks"

delinna Fallen: Snapper do you understand what I am saying
Snapper Hollak: /me"s eyes grow wide then tears start falling down her face ' OHH NO YOU MEAN THAT IM GOING TO HAVE A LITTLE BABY THING cause I had fun with Anstead , he makes me laugh and I have fun with him so IM going to have a baby too
delinna Fallen takes a big deep breathe in
delinna Fallen: Snapper please listen carefully to me and anwser my question ok
delinna Fallen: Did Anstead do anything to you inappropriately
Snapper Hollak sniffs " you mean talking and walking and having fun with Anstead im going to have a baby " she starts whelling like a brealling Boisk
Snapper Hollak sniffs ' he kissed me
Draven Breuer: delinna he says walking close to them ..... let me tell her my way
delinna Fallen: Did he touch you in a way to make you feel uncomfortable
delinna Fallen: OK Love
Snapper Hollak shakes her head " no he doesnt make me feel uncomfortable
delinna Fallen folds her arm across her chest
delinna Fallen looks to Draven ..."go ahead Love"
Draven Breuer: takes a deep breath and starts to explain.... you see snapper ...
Snapper Hollak looks up at Draven Sniffing
Draven Breuer: when a man and a woman love each other they have what is called sex when a male sticks his penis inside a girl and well thats how you have a baby ...
Draven Breuer: there
Draven Breuer: i said it
Draven Breuer: *shrugs
Snapper Hollak looks up at Draven " what the heck is a penis where do you keep it Ive never seen you papaw or Arien with one
delinna Fallen starts to laugh and turns her head
Draven Breuer: >he looks to delinna desperate for a word
delinna Fallen gathers herself trying not to laugh
Snapper Hollak looks at Draven and then at Del ' do you have one too do I
delinna Fallen: No Snapper you do not have one
Snapper Hollak " Ohh why not
delinna Fallen: Have you ever see a naked man before
delinna Fallen starts to rub her temples
Snapper Hollak nods " yes when the village revolted and that man came walking up he was naked and had a VERY short third leg Right in the middle I still cant figure out what its for , he surley cant walk with it
Draven Breuer: Dubbles over and laughs uncontrolably slapping his knee his face turns red as he finds it harder to breath
delinna Fallen smiles holding back her laughter..."Well Snapper that very short third leg as you called it is the penis"
delinna Fallen starts to laugh uncontrollably
delinna Fallen: *GIGGLES* :)~~~~
delinna Fallen: *GIGGLES* :)~~~~
delinna Fallen: ;ol
delinna Fallen: *GIGGLES* :)~~~~
delinna Fallen: *GIGGLES* :)~~~~
delinna Fallen: *GIGGLES* :)~~~~
delinna Fallen: *GIGGLES* :)~~~~
delinna Fallen: *GIGGLES* :)~~~~
Snapper Hollak gasps " And that little bitty thing gets babys How , its Little and it flops around
Draven Breuer: Hi! ^-^
delinna Fallen: Where is Anstead now Snapper
delinna Fallen says as she is laughing
Snapper Hollak frowns " he had to go on a mission I dont know if he will be back tonight at all
delinna Fallen: ok
Snapper Hollak looks at Draven ' are all penis that little
delinna Fallen: Well Snapper I am sorry but your brother and I are not going to show you how babies are made sorry not going to happen
delinna Fallen turns and starts laughing again
delinna Fallen: *GIGGLES* :)~~~~
Draven Breuer: no he says grinning to his sister.....some of them are bigger or smaller i am sure
delinna Fallen: *GIGGLES* :)~~~~
Draven Breuer: you know that area between your leggs snapper he says bluntly thats where the penis goes
delinna Fallen then turns around with tears in her eyes from laughing so hard
delinna Fallen: Snapper are you understanding what we are trying to say to you
Snapper Hollak looks up at Draven " you mean my cuddybug , that penis goes there well how in the world will I be able to walk around with a penis stuck there
Draven Breuer: OMG!!
delinna Fallen will be right back.
delinna Fallen: Ok I am laughing so hard right now
Draven Breuer: snapper they put the penis in the hole and push in back and forth putting it in and out untill the penis is happy .... then he says after taking a breath he puts his pants back on and its done
Draven Breuer: *shruggs to delinna

delinna Fallen: ((back))
delinna Fallen smile wide
delinna Fallen: Not only is the man happy so it the woman
Snapper Hollak raises a brow ' you mean it can smile and laugh
Snapper Hollak " you mean mine can smile and laugh too " tries looking down at herself " Ive neever heard it laugh or never seen it smile although I do have to admit I cant see it too good "
delinna Fallen: Draven My Love we are not getting anywhere like this we should take her to the villiage or someplace and have them show her

Snapper Hollak looks up " you mean your going to show me a happy laughing penis and a happy laughing Cuddy bug Wow
Draven Breuer: HAHAHAHAHAHAH))


Draven Breuer: okay snapper sence you fail to understand what sex truly is you are aparently going to have to be showed
Draven Breuer: yes del that is a wonderful idea
Snapper Hollak looks up" am I going to like it is it like going to the Theater , Ive heard some of them talking about the Theater
delinna Fallen: Now the key is to find two willing people My Love
Draven Breuer: exactly snapper ... a theater....
Draven Breuer: its not going to be easy i think.....
Snapper Hollak claps her hands " Ohh I get to go to my first Theater show " Ohh boy

delinna Fallen: My LOve I have better plan you know where we go dancing
delinna Fallen: The Anaconda
Draven Breuer: yes he says tilting his head a little confused
delinna Fallen: They have pictures there that show what we are talking about
Draven Breuer: PERFECT
Draven Breuer: let us go
Snapper Hollak is excited to go to her first Theater show to watch a Penis and Cuddy bug laugh


Draven Breuer: i dont see anybody
Draven Breuer: there you are
Snapper Hollak: me either right now
delinna Fallen: Snapper have a look at the pictures and they will show you what we are talking about
delinna Fallen: When you can see of course
Draven Breuer: stands by his love and watches in amusement

Snapper Hollak looks at the first picture she see's a penis with something white on it and a womans mouth pointing " That ant now Cuddybug over there " whats that on that penis she asked
Draven Breuer: .......
Draven Breuer: *stands speachless
Draven Breuer: great idea del he says folding his arms
delinna Fallen: Let her finish looking at the picture My Love
delinna Fallen: There is a picture inside that might help better
Draven Breuer: lets go then
delinna Fallen shouts: Snapper

Snapper Hollak " you told a fib Draven I dont see that penis laughing " she says as she walks up to Draven and Del
Draven Breuer: penises dont laugh
Snapper Hollak looks at the pictures in front of her 'Well you said they got happy if they dont laugh how are they going to be happy
Draven Breuer: look that is what sex is he says pointing to the picture of the two having sex in the middle
delinna Fallen: /meplaces her face in her palms of her hands and shakes her head
Draven Breuer: do you see the white stuff on that girls face there?
Snapper Hollak looks eyes grow wide " YOU mean thats how its done
Draven Breuer: yes
Snapper Hollak looks for the picture her brother is talking about
Snapper Hollak nods " yes what is that her face cream
delinna Fallen laughs

Draven Breuer: yea well..... when the penis is happy it squirts face cream into your cuddybud
Snapper Hollak points to the middle picture ' Yeap you were Right they are teny Tiny penis's and big one two pointing down to the next picture
delinna Fallen: The white stuff is normally inside the woman cuddybud as you put it
delinna Fallen: *GIGGLES* :)~~~~
delinna Fallen: Snapper are you understanding now
Snapper Hollak is finally understanding " OHhhhh so thats what happens when therers a whole lot of grunting going on ,, OHhhh , humm will I have to do that too

delinna Fallen: phew..."No Snapper not if you do not want to"
Draven Breuer: thank god thats over
Snapper Hollak looks at Del" Do women have different sized cuddybugs too do you have to go around checking penis's to see if you get the right size like buying a dress
delinna Fallen: Now if some man forces you to do that that is what is called rape
Snapper Hollak understanding " OHh ,I dont want to be foreced
delinna Fallen: Snapper I am not going to go there with you on that subject

delinna Fallen: So now can we get onto a better subject please

Snapper Hollak smiles " ok now I understand , I always wondered by women ran after men like the way they do NOW I understand

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